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Monday, January 30, 2012

 

Tu Bi'Shvat - Pear tree in blossom - new beginnings

Seems like a time for new beginnings - first blossoms of the pear tree, loved by the bees, and a visual feast! Blessings on your new beginnings!!

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

 

Kaddish for My Mom -- October 17, 2010

May her memory be for a blessing, as was her life.

KADDISH
by Marge Piercy, copyright 1999, from THE ART OF BLESSING THE DAY, Alfred A Knopf

Look around us, search above us, below, behind.
We stand in a great web of being joined together.
Let us praise, let us love the life we are lent
passing through us in the body of Israel
and our own bodies, let's say amein.

Time flows through us like water.
The past and the dead speak through us.
We breathe out our children's children, blessing.

Blessed is the earth from which we grow,
blessed the life we are lent,
blessed the ones who teach us,
blessed the ones we teach,
blessed is the word that cannot say the glory
that shines through us and remains to shine
flowing past distant suns on the way to forever.
Let's say amein.

Blessed is light, blessed is darkness,
but blessed above all else is peace
which bears the fruits of knowledge
on strong branches, let's say amein.

Peace that bears joy into the world,
peace that enables love, peace over Israel
everywhere, blessed and holy is peace,
let's say amein.

Saturday, December 05, 2009

 

10,000 menorahs & miracles in Montana


December 5, 2009
Religion Journal copyright 2009 NY Times

Yes, Miky, There Are Rabbis in Montana

HELENA, Mont. — In Montana, a rabbi is an unusual sight. So when a Hasidic one walked into the State Capitol last December, with his long beard, black hat and long black coat, a police officer grabbed his bomb-sniffing German shepherd and went to ask the exotic visitor a few questions.

Though there are few Jews in Montana today, there once were many. In the late 19th century, there were thriving Jewish populations in the mining towns, where Jews emigrated to work as butchers, clothiers, jewelers, tailors and the like.

The city of Butte had kosher markets, a Jewish mayor, a B’nai B’rith lodge and three synagogues. Helena, the capital city, had Temple Emanu-El, built in 1891 with a seating capacity of 500. The elegant original facade still stands, but the building was sold and converted to offices in the 1930s, when the congregation had dwindled to almost nothing, the Jewish population having mostly assimilated or moved on to bigger cities.

There is a Jewish cemetery in Helena, too, with tombstones dating to 1866. But more Jews are buried in Helena than currently live here.

And yet, in a minor revival, Montana now has three rabbis, two in Bozeman and one (appropriately) in Whitefish. They were all at the Capitol on the first night of Hannukah last year to light a menorah in the ornate Capitol rotunda, amid 100-year-old murals depicting Sacajawea meeting Lewis and Clark, the Indians beating Custer, and the railway being built. The security officer and the dog followed the rabbi into the rotunda, to size him up.

Hanukkah has a special significance in Montana these days. In Billings in 1993, vandals broke windows in homes that were displaying menorahs. In a response organized by local church leaders, more than 10,000 of the city’s residents and shopkeepers put make-shift menorahs in their own windows, to protect the city’s three dozen or so Jewish families. The vandalism stopped.

Lately, the only commotion about Hanukkah has been the annual haggling among the rabbis over who gets to light the menorah at the Capitol. (It has since been resolved — at this year’s lighting, on Dec. 16, they will each light a candle; in the future they will take turns going first.)

Last year, the rabbinic debate resumed as the hour of lighting neared and 20 or so Jewish Montanans filed into the Capitol.

One woman could be heard reporting, excitedly, that a supermarket in Great Falls would be carrying matzo next Passover; a guy from Missoula was telling everyone that he had just gotten a shipment of pastrami from Katz’s Deli in New York.

The menorah was lighted and Hebrew prayers chanted, while the officer watched from a distance with his dog. He figured he would let it all go down and then move in when the ceremony was done. The dog sat at attention, watching the ceremony with a peculiar expression on its face, a look of intense interest. When the ceremony was over, the officer approached the Hasidic rabbi.

“I’m Officer John Fosket of the Helena Police,” he said. “This is Miky, our security dog. Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?”

Miky, pronounced Mikey, is in a Diaspora of his own. He was born in an animal shelter in Holland and shipped as a puppy to Israel, where he was trained by the Israeli Defense Forces to sniff out explosives. Then one day, Miky got a plane ticket to America. Rather than spend the standard $20,000 on a bomb dog, the Helena Police Department had shopped around and discovered that it could import a surplus bomb dog from the Israeli forces for the price of the flight. So Miky came to his new home in Helena, to join the police force.

The problem, the officer explained, was that Miky had been trained entirely in Hebrew.

When Officer Fosket got Miky, he was handed a list of a dozen Hebrew commands and expressions, like “Hi’ sha’ er” (stay!), Ch’pess (search!), and “Kelev tov” (good doggy). He made flashcards and tried practicing with Miky. But poor Miky didn’t respond.

Officer Fosket (who is not Jewish) suspected he wasn’t pronouncing the words properly. He tried a Hebrew instructional audio-book from the local library, but no luck. The dog didn’t always understand what he was being ordered to do. Or maybe Miky was just using his owner’s bad pronunciation as an excuse to ignore him. Either way, the policeman needed a rabbi.

And now he had found one. They worked through a few pronunciations, and the rabbi, Chaim Bruk, is now on call to work with Miky and his owner as needed. Officer Fosket has since learned to pronounce the tricky Israeli “ch” sound, and Miky has become a new star on the police force. The two were even brought in by the Secret Service to work a recent presidential visit.

So all is well in the Jewish community here because the Hasidic rabbi is helping the Montana cop speak Hebrew to his dog. It is good news all around. The officer keeps the Capitol safe, and the Hebrew pooch is feeling more at home hearing his native tongue.

But the big winner is the rabbi, a recent arrival from Brooklyn who is working hard (against tough odds) to bring his Lubavitch movement to Montana. He has been scouring the state for anyone who can speak Hebrew, and is elated to have found a German shepherd he can talk to.

Eric A. Stern lives in Helena, Mont., and is senior counselor to Gov. Brian Schweitzer. The Beliefs column by Peter Steinfels will return on Dec. 19.


Tuesday, September 29, 2009

 

Mall of America - Pilgrimage or Teshuvah?






Passing through Minneapolis on the way to visit ancestral graves, I discovered that my motel was very close to the Mall of America. In fact, they had a free shuttle service! The flight was late, so I can't say it was a pilgrimage to rescue America's economy. All I could do was reflect on my credit card balances, repent, and snap a few photos. Here they are:


PS, The decibel level here is high. Be prepared for the direction kiosk's to shriek at you, surely to rise over the general din. As you will note from this photo, there is an amusement park in the center.

Friday, July 31, 2009

 

I Do Not Come To You By Chance





















Adaobi Tricia Nwaubani.
In the end, you will not care that she is as beautiful as her photo. She will have seduced you with her words, and you will come to recognize in yourself the lure of section 419, even if that will not make her yours.

Left, Photo by Sumni Smart-Cole. Center, the cover from the Cassava Republic Press edition. Right, cover, the US trade paperback edition. All images copyrighted. Click on underlined title above to order US edition.


Sound clip from Adaobi Tricia Nwaubani.


Sunday, June 21, 2009

 

Landslide election rolls into street, Iran, June, 2009

Photo: copywrite 2009, Reuters-published NY Times online edition

It's not only Florida where the votes don't count, but also in Iran. Which only proves that anyone can have an election, but not everyone can count.

With unemployment over 20 percent, and little opportunity for recreational sex, alcohol, and drugs, these young men take up politics, and celebrate the summer solstice.

Friday, September 05, 2008

 

Can you say “shotgun wedding”? McCain & Palin pair up

From the Wikipedia, “A shotgun wedding is a wedding that is arranged to avoid embarrassment due to an unplanned pregnancy….The phrase is an American colloquialism based on a supposed scenario that the father of the pregnant daughter, almost by accepted custom, must resort to using coercion to ensure that the man who impregnated her goes through with the wedding.”

OK, this one is oh so juicy in so many ways. Imagine you’re the young man. Not only did you get Bristol pregnant, but her Mom, Sarah Palin, is the governor of Alaska. And not only that, but McCain just picked Mom to run as his VP. And not only that, but McCain and Palin have just said on national TV that Bristol is marrying you! Can you say shotgun wedding? The only thing missing is Dick Cheney, actual VP, with the actual shotgun. Please don’t tell him.

OK, so then the headline said “Disclosures on Palin Raise Questions on Vetting Process.” Do you know why it’s called “vetting”? From the veterinarian examining the animal prior to purchase or adoption! Questions on the vetting process? Let’s see, EPT home pregnancy tests should be mandatory if candidates have teenaged daughters?? And the teenage guys?? They wouldn’t do anything, right? Maybe DNA samples, just in case? Maybe a little waterboarding to determine the actual extent of the activities, and with which princess? Wait, isn’t there a parsha on this or something close?

And, please, no comments on this, but maybe Sarah Palin said yes for two reasons and only two reasons: can you say “sleep depravation”? Can you imagine that any new mom, nursing, gets enough sleep? (May she and the child be blessed.) Oh, and then maybe she’s sure McCain will lose.

I just wonder if Bristol is getting married before the election?

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